One bunch of Sorries, diced coarsely
1 tsp of finely minced regrets
½ lb of fresh apologies
2 tbsp each of confusion and incomprehension, mixed together
3-4 cups of pure distilled hurt
Chopped green distress of incompatibility (as needed)
Mixed all ingredients in a large bowl and set it aside. Sprinkle a dash of penitence to mask the flavor of the irreconcilable differences.